Kingdom of the Snark: A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious by Melanie Hatfield
Randall the Rambunctious is a mighty (but aging) Quester known by the maidens of Quaal for his moniker—and that is the way Randall likes it. His fun loving lifestyle comes to a sudden halt when his brother forces him back to his home kingdom of Turrack under the command of the king and queen. The royal couple orders Randall to rescue their stuck-up daughter from mutant dandelions bent on taking the kingdom for their own. Can Randall save a princess he does not actually care about and return to his care-free loving ways, or shall everyone perish at the petals of man-sized dandelions?